tabeagle--are you effing kidding me??? Bringing their dirty laundry? ewww. I did that in college fer cryin out loud! I think you need to plant some surprises for them to find in their snooping--whatever would mildly upset them. Serves em right.
Simon--oh gads my dad is like that with asking if I need help, I tell him what I need, and he tells me he doesn't want to do that. Then don't ask! MIL will fold DH's laundry. Otherwise she would sit around all day. Then as soon as he came home from work, she would jump up and run around straightening my stuff and brag that she did his laundry etc etc. But, hey, she is peach compared to SIL.
Nicci--what the whuck is up with your sister?????? Who invites themselves to somebody else's FAMILY Christmas???
Last night, SIL and DH were discussing stuff about MIL etc and having a disagreement about when property was sold. I interjected, "would XYZ family member know?"--trying to be helpful. I was shot down with a nasty NO and a look. I left the table to read the paper and watch TV. Their family is waayyyyy more functional than mine was but on the flip side, there are some WEIRD unspoken, unrecognized dynamics that are all left over from childhood and goodness only knows what the heck is going on. The good news is that they stopped bickering and played Apples to Apples with DD and had a great time.
Today was--why did you get a sitter when we are here? Because what were you going to do with the kids? You are just now telling me this--you have ALWAYS left and gone to lunch/the movies so that's what I plan for. sigh.
I have to cut them all some slack. This is the first Xmas with MIL out of her house and I think it has them all on or over the edge. Let it go, let it go...... I actually decided that I would make a list on one side of a piece of paper of all the things I wish would be with this visit. And on the other side, I am going to write what is. And then I am going to tear the paper in half and throw away the "I wish" side and keep the "what is" list as a reminder. And buy more wine tomorrow........