Oh, I hate that for you. Just wondering if you could do a picture schedule for them and pay the 5yo to "babysit" and follow the schedule...at least for a couple hours. Maybe put their meals/snacks (premade, even lunchable types) in the fridge so you can at least just cruise through your work during that time...and a curious george marathon during their lunch? I cannot imagine the DH issue though. Expecting you were going to get some real work time and what you end up with is someone else's ranting!? Totally unfair.