Dear woman at the beach,

I am SO pleased that you are comfortable in your 60+ yo overly sun baked skin. Just because your boobs are now at waist level does NOT mean that it is a good idea to be topless on the public beach. Esp since you just pulled your one piece down rather than wear a more discrete 2 piece. Yes, I understand plus sized 2 piece bathing suits can be hard to find.

Its been 3 days and I still cant unsee it!